Alright, I just banned this [https://www.ifixit.com/User/3354176/MAXIMIZED+engineering|user]. They posted about 40 answers over the last few days and most of them are quite odd…
* recommends hand sanitizer to clean connections and activate them
* Lime juice to pressure out the electrons ( I kid you not)
* Fuzzy cloth on batteries so that static electricity can enhance the battery (couldn’t make that one up myself)
* Recommends changing, rubbing or whatever to batteries in iMac and Mac Pros’ (sic)
* Recommends jumping alternators with screwdrivers (sigh…)
* Here’s a good one (as if the others weren’t great!), in relation to an inkjet problem, says the following: “''Force it gently. Apply wd-40 or '''gasoline''' to the gears or bar it runs on and after drying that, apply lubricant.''”
After a while, I decided that banning was better (and safer) for the community…not too mention easier :>). Very entertaining though.
